zoo wee mama!

zoo wee mama!

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

tharlk:

it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn 

nungers:

i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

why do ppl screencap tumblr posts and post them instead of….idk…reblogging the ACTUAL post???

bellamyskills:

'Dark sounds of coming back down to Earth…' (x)

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

pure-hearts-stumble:

i love how there’s no drama between muse fans on tumblr bc we’re too chill and know that arguing about stupid things is useless. our human existence is doomed unless we find a renewable source of energy. fuse helium 3, our last hope. free me. free me. free me from this world

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could